I read this somewhere:
Twitter makes me love people I’ve never met while Facebook makes me hate people I’ve known all my life.
This is so true.
Almost everyone is on Facebook nowadays. It’s a great place to share pictures, connect with friends, update statuses, stalk people etc. It’s really great.
There are some people. They post stupid pictures, statuses about what they do every minute of the day and generally annoying everyone. Here’s my guide on how to not be annoying on Facebook.
- People who post stupid, pouty, duck faced pictures of themselves holding their phone.
I don’t even have to explain this ,the title says it all. This is just wrong. Maybe you think it makes you look cool? Well, it doesn’t. Repeat, it does not make you look cool. It makes you look funny. So please don’t do it.
- People who keep posting depressing statuses.
Everyone gets depressed at times. And that’s okay. If you post a sad status, that’s okay too. But when you start posting statuses about how much love sucks and how your life is so depressing meaningless and you want to die JUST because you broke up with your boyfriend, it gets a teeeeny bit annoying and you should
hit your head against a wall just stop. ( Next week, you’ll have another boyfriend anyway)
- People who post statuses about what they do every minute of the day.
Some people keep posting updates about silly things like brushing their teeth, waking up, going to school, NOT going to school, what they ate etc. That’s annoying cause no one really cares what time you went to sleep. So
get a life ease up on the status updates.
- People who like their own statuses
This just shows that your status is so lame and you’re desperate.
- People who keep sending game requests.
If I didn’t respond to your first game invite it’s because I don’t want to play. SO STOP SENDING ME REQUESTS TO FARMVILLE, CITYVILLE OR ANY OTHER VILLE!
Calm. calm will prevail. *takes deep breaths*
So there. That’s it. The guide to not being annoying on Facebook. Follow this guide and you shall be blessed with peace and happiness forever.